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Insert <it's not much but it's honest work> meme. It only supports ints and bools, some logic and simple arithmetics and it compiles to Java but damn was it hard to get that far.

Can you guess what everything does?

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[–] prof 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, it pretty much just wraps the expression in a "System.out.println();"

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe "flex X" outputs to stdout and "flex X on the haters" outputs to stderr?

[–] prof 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like the way you think! 😂

[–] mwguy 8 points 1 year ago

flex X on the fools does verbose logs only.

[–] brunofin@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I'm curious to know how your language throws and catches errors :)