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Insert <it's not much but it's honest work> meme. It only supports ints and bools, some logic and simple arithmetics and it compiles to Java but damn was it hard to get that far.

Can you guess what everything does?

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[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Why aren’t the booleans like “facts” or “no cap” for true and cap for “false”?

Also, you could have exceptions be called “Sus”

[–] prof 2 points 1 year ago

Because it was easier to use Java primitives than implement the constants myself.