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Nah, ditch the mouse. Give them a machine with Arch, BSPWM, and Vim.
Arch? You’re way too nica. A bare Debian netinstall and a link to linuxfromscratch. They have wget, so they can get started.
Here. 150,000 transistors. Get to work.
Nono, make them build linux from scratch while staring deeply into their eyes
What if that's not my kink?
It's slightly less painful than having a beautiful woman walk on your testicles with high heels.
Oh, is that supposed to be a mouse? I thought it was a hand grenade.
I only write programs with sed. I also RTFM with sed.
I just use homemade integrated circuits on a huge self-built circuit board, myself. I guess some of you need a lot of hand holding.
And you have bootstrapped an B compiler on that?