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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a developer I object to your assumption that I need a mouse to do my job. The only thing I need a mouse for is outlook and I'd definitely be more productive without it.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is my imposter syndrome.

I'm a senior engineer now and I'm a big mouse user. It's more intuitive for me. My productivity is certainly not bottlenecking on how fast my hands move on the keyboard. .

My productivity is bottlenecked by the number of meetings I have to attend, random slack messages that need to be responded to, and distractions IRL.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not going to shame anyone about using a mouse unless you also always right click to copy/paste.

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Only because I have figured out how to copy from vim to other apps without the mouse yet.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you ever find out a way, please DM me

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll probably get back to you in a few years, still mastering the motions and actions.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you for this, now I know I have 26+ registers to store stuff in as well as the system clipboard! Honestly been so busy I haven't touched my computer in over a week.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Haha, same lol

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah fuck the haters, the keyboard-only workflow may be technically more productive, just like a Dvorak is better than a QWERTY, but what matters is your output and your quality.

[–] supercritical@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People will spend hours learning things that save them seconds.

[–] swordsmanluke@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

One of the best programmers I worked with was a hunt and peck typist.

His code was meticulous. I frequently learned things reading his PRs.

Pair programming with him otoh....