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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Rolling a roach out of the hard paper my Centrelink letter was printed on: true blue Aussie battler stuff right here, folks โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿค˜

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Bible paper works a treat as well, but how many of us have those lying around?

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Drop by your nearest motel and thank Gideon for the opportunity.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

some old shakespeare books are on rice paper ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

O true apothecary!

Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

quite a bit of drug taking in the old days

"Yet marked I where the bolt of Cupid fell.

It fell upon a little western flower,

Before, milk-white, now purple with loveโ€™s wound,

And maidens call it โ€œlove-in-idleness.โ€

Fetch me that flower; the herb I showed thee once.

The juice of it on sleeping eyelids laid

Will make or man or woman madly dote

Upon the next live creature that it sees.

Fetch me this herb, and be thou here again

I've rolled many joints and cigarettes from hotel bible paper

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No bibles allowed in my home; only music above 180bpm and an open mind

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Coke? Nah. Shite? Not yet.