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[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to think that I didn't need to wash my hands after using the restroom because my entire body gets washed on a daily basis, so touching my dick isn't a reason to wash them.

Don't get me wrong, I still believe that touching my dick doesn't warrant washing my hands. Now though, I wash them when I use the restroom (though sometimes before rather than after) because it's a way to ensure that my hands get washed regularly. Most of the other stuff I touch throughout the day doesn't get washed on a daily basis.

Wash your hands because the sink is there.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you flush a toilet, urine and feces are splashed around the room in droplet form.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just flush with it closed?? I know that they are splashed, but to avoid that you can literally just close the toilet.

(I don't know if "close" is the correct verb, I cannot remember what the part of the toilet that covers the seat is called)

[–] FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 year ago

I still don't know why people use the toilet and don't close the lid. WTF is it there for it you ALWAYS leave it open?

Public toilets usually don't have complete lids in America.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm pretty sure you got it right, I would've maybe said "shut" though. Also it's literally just called a toilet seat cover.

But yes you're so right, just close it first.