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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How would you know the temperature of the leaf, unless you took it from the kid anyway?!

[–] crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They must have thermal vision, it's the only explanation.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the ice cream trucks are operated by reptilians.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

By the Yautja.

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