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[–] steersman2484@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Ackchyually humans have 10 fingers, indexed 0 to 9

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Don't we have 1010 fingers though, 101 on each hand?

[–] TenderfootGungi@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We taught our daughter to count starting at zero. Her kindergarten teacher was not amused.

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Counting starts at one, indexing starts at zero.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I didn't want to spoil their fun, but I'm glad you did. That kid's going to experience an embarassing moment of parental disillusionment the first time they try to be clever with a halfway competent math teacher.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So just for clarification, when was your son born?

[–] MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

January 1st, 1970

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eight fingers and two thumbs for ten digits.

[–] 342345@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just realised that digits translates to Finger in german. And finger also translates to Finger. But you have 10 of the former and 8 of the latter. Funny.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's as if people used their fingers when starting counting things... How weird

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Me casually using base-12 (Mesopotamian) for counting