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[–] Plum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Now I play hard like my girl's nipples be

The game sour like a pickle be

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

I put that pussy in a sarcophagus

[–] cousinofjah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"Luda, Jada and Nas // and our bullets give you a deep tissue massage // so here's a song and dance while I make these ends // you never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins."

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

X gon' give it to ya Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon' deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel

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[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I was raised in the city...shitty..ever since i was an iddy biddy kiddy drinking liquor out my mama's tiddy.

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

"England is my city"

or

"Thats an awfully hot coffee pot"

[–] fredhampton@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure do two 22’s in my shoes

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I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down 'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I overheard my mother singing some song and a line about "getting more ass than a toilet seat"

I don't know what it's from but that is an immaculate lyric.

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[–] moe93@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Mom’s spaghetti

[–] Sudo_Fail@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Swagger tighter then a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection

Dr. Carter by Lil Wayne

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Bear witness to the sickest shot while suckers get romantic

They ain't gonna send us campin' like they did my man Fred Hampton

Still we lampin', still clockin' dirt for our sweat

A ballot's dead, so a bullet's what I get

A thousand years they had the tools, we should be takin' 'em

Fuck the G-ride, I want the machines that are makin' 'em

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

β€œI used to drive a dinger with the dents in, now it’s pearlescent, and the bonnet got the vents in.” - (Bonnet = hood of a car)

Honey, check it out you got me mesmerized

With your black hair and fat-ass thighs

I only wish I could find someone someday who will think of such romantic things to say to me...

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe I am the ballot in the box / the bullet in the gun / the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son and really that whole theme song.

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Canibus has some good ones but this is my fave:

Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inchΒ 
And gets forty dollars, includin' a five dollar tipΒ 
How big was the dick she just sucked?Β 
(Say what?)Β 
Say how big was the dick she just sucked?Β 
(What?)

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[–] kambusha@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Like watching 1000 lemmings plummet just because the first one slipped

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[–] Horsey@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I like my sugar with coffee and cream.

[–] WideningGyro@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I start to think and then I sink into the paper, like I was ink / when I'm writing I'm trapped in between the lines / I escape - when I finish the rhyme

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Plead the fifth, sip wine stiffly

Patiently come up and be spiffy in a jiffy

Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the nine through a fifty nine fifty

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

m tryin' to explain, baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands

Amazing reference game

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[–] cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I smell a grape in the duck preserves

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

β€œI count lives, all on these songs

Look at the weak and cry, pray one day you'll be strong

Fighting for your rights, even when you're wrong

And hope that at least one of you sing about me when I'm gone”

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I don't fraternize with the ranking file
Ever drop a gasp for a General such as myself
That's sabotage!

"Going up to heaven on an escalator/ Cause they sent you to hell on an escalator"

Or maybe

"I look like a dick in my picture ID/ But also the pic isn't me. Hmm"

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