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Yo mama's so fat, the Enterprise traveled back to the 1980s to save her.

My chemistry teacher used to say: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Find my family, try to convince them with my knowledge about them that I'm telling the truth (at least enough to get a DNA test to prove it), then hopefully they can help me get documents and get on my feet.

Shout out to my very inactive Community community, !communitytv@lemmy.world.

It's true they can charge cheaper prices, and that's why they're able to put other stores out of business. The problem is, there are a lot of large-scale negative effects, but the decision of shopping there is usually beneficial on an individual level. It's the "tragedy of the commons".

For me, one of the most annoying things about shopping in stores is that I'm forced to drive to a big box store like Target or Walmart because they've forced the local stores out of business, destroying traditional downtowns and walkable neighborhoods and making people need a car to get anywhere. Did they fix that?

Naturally

Stripe Monk... I sound more like a woodland critter.

We'd make great pets

Somehow that never occurred to me.

This is fake, the real Boards of Canada love electrical infetterence.

He could never have such good taste in music.