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[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 101 points 1 week ago (11 children)

For me, one of the most annoying things about shopping in stores is that I'm forced to drive to a big box store like Target or Walmart because they've forced the local stores out of business, destroying traditional downtowns and walkable neighborhoods and making people need a car to get anywhere. Did they fix that?

[–] solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://ilsr.org/articles/robinson-patman-groceries-atlantic/

Someone on here pointed me to this excellent article.

As with so many wonderful things in the US and the rest of the planet, it can be traced to Reagan era successes in the class war.

Great article, thank you for sharing.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fix is to move to a super expensive walkable neighborhood in the city that everyone wants to live in and no one can afford

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

The fix is to legalize the construction of more of these walkable neighbourhoods which are the most desirable places to live (so developers could make a lot of money with relatively small plots of land) yet are illegal to build because city governments have regulated them into oblivion.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I go to Europe and I see people just living in the normal areas and outside of the tourist. Zones. They look relatively happy, they don't smile insincerely and they look healthier. Very few people are obese. Just your few grandmas, may be a few of them, but that's it. I'm not trying to fat shame. It's actually to the contrary. The stress levels of these horribly paid jobs and the crap food that people have to consume to survive is what makes us so unhealthy. I go to the thrift store. I buy stuff at the thrift store. Sometimes it's better quality. There is so much shit in America. Useless shit. And you can't blame China because somebody's in charge of importing this garbage. And when we had more markets that were open and not overpriced, we could get better quality if we knew what we were doing. Just remember, when they try to blame China, there is some douchebag on a computer, weighing out the cost benefit ratio, and always going to the lowest common denominator, which is fucking you. You can't just rely on people to do the right thing, especially when you live in a culture that just robs and steals from each other. We are so individualistic, it's disgusting. I feel like it's 28 days later and I'm the character laying in the grass. You know, in the midst of a zombie apocalypse and I look up in the sky and I see a plane flyover. It's like the rest of the world is just moving on while we in America are on a whole other journey.

[–] Coil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And on top of this, we have to ring up and bag our own stuff now. There's always a line because someone doesn't know how to use the machine.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Or the machine is having some type of stupid issues. I didn't take anything off your stupid platform, why is the scale throwing a fucken fit?

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

"Did you bring your own bags?" "Yes." "Please place bags in the bagging area... UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!"

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm not sure I've ever gotten out of Home Depot without requiring assistance from the self checkout monitoring person. Their machines are horrendous.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I swear Home Depot and Lowe's are the fucking worst when it comes to their checkout. That alone makes me go to a local hardware store let alone the fact that they know what I need most of the time.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

How about an "email only" option for the receipt?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

In my last few trips to the local Home Depot, the self checkout machines have worked fine but the human helpers have insisted on being helpful. They’re fine though, lol.

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[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This morning the machine I was using decided to restart itself when I clicked "pay".

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Oh you're trying to buy alcohol? Let me stop and fetch a human person to check you're old enough. Siiiiigh.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

laughs in European

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The clickbait works.. what does this article claim is one of the most annoying things? I must know!

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 91 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express have either already stopped or will soon no longer require customers to sign their receipts when checking out.

Who the hell makes customers sign the receipt? I've only seen an employee sign it, and that's for a return/refund.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I think they mean digitally signing on the pad, which it does every time a card is run as credit.

Which means I won't be able to draw my little house anymore :(

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (8 children)

You guys don't just use tap?

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I was in the states a couple years ago and they were using cards like in the nineties. When paying at a restaurant they take it, then come back with the bill, you write the tip and sign it, and then is charged... my European (visa!) cards didn't like that shit one bit and would get rejected half the times.

Over here, for the Americans, the server brings you the bill, if they don't already bring the terminal you tell them you're going to pay with a card. They enter the price, you put your phone or card close to it, they ask 'd'ya want the ticket?' 'No, thanks' 'ok thank you! Have a nice day!'.

[–] LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm curious where in the states you were? I live in the Twin Cities area of Minnesota and it's tap to pay all over. To the point where I'm surprised to find a place now where I can't tap to pay.

Some exceptions exist, like restaurants that are using old POS systems but we see a lot more of the table side devices being used, some with tap to pay.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah I don’t understand any of this. I just tap and that’s it. Is this article from 1987? I remember my parents let me put a GI Joe truck on layaway at Jemco to teach me something about finances. Is layaway still a thing?

[–] WordBox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In the US not so much. If the tap thing exists and is working.... We're already used to chip (not chip and pin). I assume by now most are chip... Chip cards usually can't swipe unless extra steps.

Spent a minute in the UK and tapping was so convenient.

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Training issue. Too often you still need to sign. Even when the receipt clearly says “no signature required”, you still get asked to sign

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

I see it in my area; there's an electronic signature required. The tablet surface is vertical and no one ever actually signs their name on a vertical surface.

[–] obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same my entire adult life I don't think I have ever signed one.

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Only time I had to sign was when I got cash at the register.
Even typing in the PIN Is so rare that it usually catches me off guard when I have to do it nowadays.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

I only ever get asked to sign the receipt at small, local stores.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

An annoying thing which has been identified by 2 of the biggest corporations around? For all we know it's changing the "wet floor" signs to be more noticeable.

Bait is always less interesting than it advertises.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Honestly a good rule to live by. If it were really that outstandingly annoying, they'd just say what it is in the title knowing that it would drive clicks from people who would think "Oh my god, I hated that!"

[–] MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Long lines at one register because they don’t have enough employees in store to check people out? I walked out of CVS the other day because I couldn’t justify standing around for 15 minutes to buy a drink.

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

CVS is a shady company anyway. They sell homeopathic bullshit at the pharmacy. I remember seeing them selling bags of salt as a cure for asthma. Nope, I’m out.

[–] Oyml77@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Most chain pharmacies sell this stuff because they can make a buck off it. At least CVS stopped selling nicotine products aside from cessation stuff, unlike Walgreens. I don't know about other chains and how they compare.

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Somehow CVS always has broken self-checkout and needs the most store personnel to operate self checkout.

And it just doesn’t work. Somehow it’s never smooth or reliable. That’s the one store where the cashier has the most advantage - I’d use the cashier every time if it weren’t for all the store staff trying to push customers to self-checkout.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Thank your local corporate consultant and CEO. They have had every incentive to cut staff and increase prices to get paid and have a bigger bonus.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Wow, they’re closing all their stores?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need an attendant on the dildo and shaving isle! A customer has a question on the vibration and battery life. Beth, that's probably a you question!

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

The fact that they keep condoms locked up is obnoxious and stupid. Some teenager is not going to feel comfortable pressing that button and standing next to the condoms while waiting 20 minutes for someone to notice them. They’re just going to knock up their girlfriend instead.

[–] solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://ilsr.org/articles/robinson-patman-groceries-atlantic/

Someone on here pointed me to this excellent article.

As with so many wonderful things in the US and the rest of the planet, it can be traced to Reagan era successes in the class war.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

With the shit Walmart is selling it’s actually not far from the truth.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Thats some funny shit.

You know how this simulation is already fucked, it's be cool to have an Infinite Walmart [SCP-3008-W?]

"The store is now closed, get the fuck out of the building karen!"

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