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[โ€“] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You think that you can amputate me? I am you, you are me, you are I, I am we We are one, split in two that makes one, so you see You got to kill you if you wanna kill me

[โ€“] 6daemonbag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Used to speak the King's En-ga-lish

But caught a rash on my lips, so now my chat just like dis

And I'm notorious, I'll crush you like a jelly bean - LL Cool J

[โ€“] TdotMatrix@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Alone. Phone's unplugged. Ignoring calls even though no one does.

[โ€“] mx_smith@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Milk is chillin, what more can I say.

[โ€“] janus2@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

put your finger in the hole come bowl with me

Duck Duck Goose โ€“ cupcakKe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awGEv-ctCtg

and honestly the rest of the lyrics in this filthy masterpiece. 11/10

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[โ€“] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dรฉjร  vu abducting
Sticky psyche touching
So many sensory
Dripping dripping splashing splashing happening
Already
Now, now, Billy, not really

Down for the count, get up and dismount

'Cause I'm coming with an endless amount

Of rhymes in a hurry like a flurry

A collage to camouflage the power punch, but don't worry

Knowledge is an antidote, I got hands of smoke

Writing at the speed of light with insight I wrote

Rhymes at a level, so you can't relate

Unless you're intelligent, so stay awake

[โ€“] metaStatic@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

basically every line from I will lick your asshole

but specifically "I'm so bad they get L.L to call the cops"

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[โ€“] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Rhymes is made of garlic

[โ€“] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm a pimp by blood, not relation,
y'all still chase on, I'll replace on

If you don't recognize that truth and the one who spat it, gtfo this thread you poser ;)

And, perhaps, this lesser known

I rip rappers and take responsibility,
For makin' future hall of famers look third-rate,
Y'all are lost for words like,
Conversation on your worst first-date,
And raw beats creep through side streets,
Loose leaf notepads, that's where rhymes leak,
Punch-lines, man, don't even beg,
I got knee-slapping tracks, y'all cruisin' ya leg,
You a rhyme-writer, buddy? Man, that's a joke,
You ain't worthy of being my secretary,
Man, that's a quote

If you do recognize that, well, you're just as fucking goofy as me, which ain't much, but it's better than nothing. But it's a pretty fucking tight set of lyrics.

[โ€“] RHOPKINS13@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

One of my favorites from Oh Bo by Bo Burnham:
Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya
Swallow bitch, there's people starving in Africa

[โ€“] hemmes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I made the change from a common thief

To up close and personal with Robin Leach

And I'm far from cheap, I smoke skunk with my peeps all day Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way

[โ€“] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

"Life ain't shit but a fat vagina"

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