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[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 94 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Damn he's batting 1.000

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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hmmmmm one year older than Joe Biden.

And it's not like he had to deal with the stress of being president at his age.

[–] edge@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And he died because he fell.

Something Biden has done many times.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

Comrade stairs, you can do this!

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

S tier emojis on this site

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[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stairs: You have to be lucky every time, we only need to be lucky once...

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[–] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Just one fall out of a coconut tree is all it takes for him to cease existing in the context in all of which he lives jokermala

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[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

Good. Eat shit and burn in hell you demon. He has directly been involved in so many social murders that I'm sure Satan himself will want to congratulate him

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't look, dead ghoul insidedead-dove-1

dead-dove-2

dean-smile

[–] GrumpigPoopBalls@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

furiously googles "Joe lieberman bashar al assad"

[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] GrumpigPoopBalls@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

I didn't google furiously enough joever

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago
[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

he helped create homeland security, was a big part of the push to invade iraq, and got public health insurance removed from obamacare

and just generally was a huge piece of shit the democrats used to make sure nothing good happened while they had control of the legislature

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

He also helped popularize "centrism" and tried to run as Presidential candidate on a... "both sides are wrong" platform.

He always positioned himself as an independent, basically, or "above" two-party politics.

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

One Joe down...

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Damn, went through the trouble to do this. Thank you.

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[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 1 year ago

He came to my high school while he was in office, I remember him being severely out of touch trying to do his photo ops and talking to students. I started to follow his career then and voted against him whenever I could because he had the absolute worst policies, even for the dumb kid I was. Eventually I moved out of state though, and started hating new politicians. But you always remember your first.

Get fucked ya piece of shit

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Rest in piss Joseph Lebensraum rip-bozo

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago
[–] edge@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

OCTOGENARIAN AMERICAN POLITICIAN NAMED JOE DIES FROM FALL

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sonic the Hedgehog never forgets a slight

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, are we Sonic the Hedgehog or Assassin's Creed?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Prediction: so many of these ghouls are decrepit and will keel over soon, vastly reducing the supply of dancing crab emojis

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

that's the beautiful part, the emoji supply is infinite

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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Surprised he was still alive tbh

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I hope to be older than him when I'm finally dead.

...Hold my Moon Charon.

[–] proletar_ian@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

This is the correct response!

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lieberman?
Heh, I guess he's Toterman now.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

How could they even tell though.

[–] shiteyes2@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

[Droopy dog voice] oh dear

Love to see it

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dont know who that is but if he was a US Senator, then he was automatically evil. So fuck him and fuck his family too.

[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he was like the joe manchin/whatshername from arizona of obamacare

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[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

It's Joever joever

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