I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.
Pizza chef, talk to cats, no sleep.
Easy.
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yellow, black, and green
Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.
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2, 3 and 8.
Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.
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I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho
These all seem like a monkey's paw situation
All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice
Pink Brown and Black. No question
Let's see...
- Water is my favourite drink - check
- I don't sleep - check
- I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
- Don't you touch my hairyness!
Sooo, here's my choice:
- talk with cats
- ears and tail
- 20 dollars
Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.
2, 3, 9
estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost
Pizza cats sleep
That middle row looks perfect.
Two times green and one black please
Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?
Well, you know it when you find them attractive. The only blank spots are when you're not attracted to them and why bother with those people (/s).
That wouldn't work for me, though. If I know the only reason they're attracted to me is because I'm attracted to them it won't be genuine, and then I wouldn't be attracted to them anymore.
It's why I don't like strip clubs and wouldn't hire a sex worker.
Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:
Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.
The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!
As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.
3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.
Pink blue black easily
Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).
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Attractive, pizza, sleep
Blue and black for sure.
Tempted by the brown Cats one but I'm already pretty good at communicating with them so I'm going for yellow.
Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.
3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.