Semi_Hemi_Demigod

I was implying that the owner might have broken it even more when attempting the repair, making it take even longer.

Mostly because my washer started leaking and I’m probably going to break it more, too

And social security is in a lockbox

Oh and Nader got 5% of the vote so we actually have a real populist party

This assumes that the owner hasn’t already attempted to repair it themselves

Gladly.

Connecting the jumpers in the wrong order? Forgivable. I’ve probably done that. Hell, I’ve done stupider things to a car.

But I do not believe that Cuomo has ever held jumper cables before in his life.

Yeah, poor thing was totaled because the mechanic left an oily rag on the engine.

We got another one but it was an automatic and not a true Westfalia.

I can’t listen to Tim Minchin’s “White Wine in the Sun” because I’ll bawl like a baby

Ever since my family lost our VW Vanagon camper to an engine fire I keep one in my cars.

Most restaurants around here just outsource that to DoorDash.

And if you order for pickup they sometimes give your food to a random driver because it says “DoorDash” on the ticket

It’s a parabola because the rest of the ellipse is in the ground.

Okay maybe not the 30 minute deadline but free delivery was awesome