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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Talking to yourself is the first sign of divinity I guess

[–] electro1 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] shalva97@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

yeah, just fake your death and that would be it

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Dad, I know we make the rules, so can you not torture and kill me and just forgive em? None of this makes sense!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It wasn’t until about 100 years into Christianity that he became god. He only ever claimed to be the messiah.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[–] Boddhisatva@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

I say he is and I should know, I've followed a few!

[–] soba@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, like that's a totally reasonable thing to claim to be.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Biblical Jesus only, and he twisted it out of other people. Hence the need for a Christ Confessor. It was pretty cool when John recast Peter as Mary. Guess John was being woke.

It's a bit like Smithers on the Simpsons. Once they just have him say he is gay it stops being funny. Hinting at it in various creative ways is the funny part. So when the various Roman Empire publishing houses were churning out Jesus content they made sure that he didn't call himself the Messiah or God since that breaks the drama. Have other people in the story do it. And do it after he does magic tricks.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Hupf@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"My Me, My Me, Why Have I Forsaken Me!"

  • Jesus while being crucified
[–] DougHolland@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cracked me up. Memed and posted. :)

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Haha, nice 👌

[–] The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Where's that butterfly anime meme of "is this a clone?" when you need it.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Well, I can't prove that you won't