He can do a bath special for his followers and like livestream it on twitch like the girls in bikinis do then he can sell the bath water, easy couple hundo mil right there.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sarin gas attack but carried out with all the competence of Jan 6

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Some bozo trips on his shoelace in an elevator and he drops the string-of-pearls nerve gas bomb.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tbf that kinda counts for the original sarin attack too iirc

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Samson from the Bible

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Trump is not enough of a gamer girl,

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Trump can't jump using only his butt

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Bro ain’t hot much hair left to sell

[–] impartial_fanboy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

His personal disgust with it.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

If he doesnt win were getting a sarin gas attack or something funny like that

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

the smell

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

He could do it and not even commit to it, just use tap water and cuttings from a wig.