It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop
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Sir, I need your driver's license and registration. Also, bend over...
Not a single thing about this sounds "routine"
License, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.
"routine"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
"I am altering the meaning. Pray I do not alter it any further."
why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???
Diamonds are stored in the balls!
“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”
Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: "Ha! They missed 1."
Eh they're brown diamonds
Officers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts
Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol
Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years
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"Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."
"Also, please give me a hug. My wife won't do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her."