Yeah, he's gotta go watch over the spice production now the Harkonnens are on their way out.
this post was submitted on 11 May 2024
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please don't Dune to politics what libs already do with Star Wars and Harry P*tter
That's fair but I really like the Barron is Paul meme. I'm sorry.
The libs are going to do it ironically in due time, we may as well have our fun while we can.
Dune was written by McCarthy's long lost cousin who named the big bad controlling everything from the shadows "Vladimir," and yet it had a better understanding of dialectics and imperialism and religion than Star Wars or HP ever will. I will continue referencing Dune in political analysis until a zombie Frank Herbert tosses his grave out of the soil and kills me in my sleep.
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Too busy playing Helldivers
That's what I hope for him. I was thinking Minecraft but yeah. As a teenager (and now, let's be real) my ass would be asking if it needs to be done and if anyone else can do it.
He's simply too busy being 8 feet tall, in 8th grade, and his father's 8th favourite child.
8 hours of work, 8 hours of recreation, 8 hours of sleep
To the millisecond. No time for a fourth thing.
Its a slogan from over 100 years ago, it needs updating, and i do believe many things can fit under recreation.
Before computers and before trains time was also a lot more relative than exact, you can have your milliseconds of dancing, babe
Barron's like a computer. He lives every day exactly the same as the previous. He's like a weird villain of the week in an Axe Cop comic.
Ivankas number one, but being the first handsome, non freakish son slots Barron in at two.
Not being a woman probably puts him at first actually.
I’m honestly surprised the libs haven’t made a “meet the Trumps” that is just “Meet the grahams”
Kendrick’s too spicy for the 
brigade
Why dosent he just eat the other delegates?
he's running
Hes gotta focus on his growing
I wonder what his goal is. 8 feet? Or 9?
fuck off dad im busy playing minecraft with the homies 
Too busy with vertical expansion
ball is life