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[–] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 137 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That second story is NOT real

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 85 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The second story is real. The mere act of sharing a story makes the story real because it now exists. If you think about it, one could argue that stories are self-actualizing because just thinking of a story makes the story real. The story is real. The story is NOT factual. The edible kicked in.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

What recipe ? I made orange cake recently, absolute banger. I glode for days

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Agreed, Todd would’ve crushed that nerd’s head like a grape.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago

Oh hey, you're finally awake.

[–] immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

eh, it's still funny ¯\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

also it seems like it's not entirely implausible

[–] Zekas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

No it has to be real or it's not funny because we're all crippled by scepticism now

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Print the legend!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

Things that never happened

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do the same thing with whoever the current head of government in my country is.

[–] Daze@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

Thanks, Nobama

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Meh, this story needs to be either 1) funnier or 2) more plausible.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now we need the "Thanks Obama" version of this where Todd Howard blames something stupid on himself

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

I would agree if I didn't think he was too proud for something like that.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

imagine this being how you learn that you became a meme, i would die on the spot

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Damn ~~synths~~ Todd Howard!