You can do nothing wrong and still be disliked by someone.
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2023
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Don't put off something you need to do because tomorrow their will always be something else.
Go to bed
You have to work out to be good at sex.
Buy a waterbed. One thrust, and the swells take care of the rest.
"Who farted? Seriously?"
Your problem is you're in love. You're too young to be in love. There's too many putas out there.
Get a job.
Don't put your dick in anything you don't want to wake up next to
This is a common saying, but I heard it from my Dad first:
Never cheap out on things that separate your backside from the ground.
He was specifically talking about tires and brakes on a car, but it's good advice all the way around.