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[–] JubBurnsRed53@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

To say hello: Yo-dah-lee-yah-hoo, how are you?

To say goodbye: Too-dah-loo buck-a-roo, I'll see you in a few.

[–] Mxcwater@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

Horrible disease help me hotline. Disease please.

[–] SharonGibson3@newsie.social 3 points 2 years ago

@programmatica If it's 0 in the morning (and you know it's not the case), "Somebody better be dead."

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

City crematory, we fry 'em you buy 'em!

[–] cooopsspace 3 points 2 years ago

Huuuuuuurooooooo

I'm a bad person

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I go with a mildly sharp, marginally rude...

"Whatcha want?"

Hey, might not be the funny line you're looking for, but it seems to sort out legit calls vs. scammers pretty quick haha!

[–] alto@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

"Bob's steak and video, how can I help you? "

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Name of protagonist is literally a Navy rank

"mAriNe"

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago
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