Carvex

joined 2 years ago
[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago

“He should be thinking of his mom instead” or some gross hateful shit like that

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Did you know the Ancient Greeks invented anal sex? It only took 200 years before the Romans decided they should try it with women.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

How else do you frame around corners?

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Guess who's not going to that cops house when the 911 fire call comes in?

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If you were born a genius with inattentive mindless parents who basically raised yourself, you’d probably be a bit of a wanker too. He also means well and helps his friends and neighbors through life problems with no expectation of favors in return.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I’ll take that action, I bet you 1 upvote that it happens within 3 days. By Sunday we'll find out this guy groped his daughter’s friend on a car ride home from school or similar.

Anyone want to create MAGA Clue boardgame? I think it was any GOP, in a safespace, with a Minor.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

And I think it's gonna be a long long time,

Before I care enough to work not high,

I'm not the sober man I am at home,

Oh no no no, I'm GiveNoFucksMan!

NoFucksMan....lighting up this doob out here alone...

NoFucksMan....passing around this lit up cone

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Madness? This is Sparta!...'s confusing map of the hospitals buildings when you're trying to find the ER.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The man has a law degree from Yale which should be getting revoked soon, clearly he cheated or didn't learn enough to earn the degree.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Give me money and I'll do shit for you". Cover letter complete.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's like breaking wind with more solids

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