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[–] Nioxic@lemmy.world 118 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Large person ≠ large penis

[–] glowie 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's a meme, not biology class

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Uh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency

[–] qisope@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lucky for you, the units are irrelevant, it's their relative values that matter here

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Relative ? You mean that's his stepsister?

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Sweet home Alabama!

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell?

[–] srwax@feddit.ch 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but not a good one

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something's up, my friend!" - Robin Williams on baseball doping

[–] Kahlenar@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn't look like he's ever done either..

*Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn't mean to endorse steroid abuse 😂

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And all the roids make it shrink anyway.

[–] couragethebravedog@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Roids only make your balls smaller.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unnaturally oversized muscles = tiny balls.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 2 years ago

Jealousy = jealousy

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Totally survivable

I hope someone gets this reference

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] eating3645@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Your display name pairs hilariously poorly with the article, hahaha.

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always had the impression that bodybuilding points to severe confidence issues ...

[–] nyoooom@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Depends, that could be said about a lot of stuff. Many people do it because they like how it makes them look, others do it for the challenge, etc.

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What are these seconds and minutes and what are lbs?

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

confused metric noises

[–] temmink@feddit.de 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

*wife and they, indeed, also have a child

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So is it a tiny girl or a huge boy?

[–] Roundcat@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why not a huge girl or a tiny boy?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 years ago

Because height and build tends to be influenced much more heavily by your same sex parent than the other one. Dunno why, but that's how it almost always works 🤷

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It couldo also be an average non-binary or a non-average non-binary

[–] isthismanas_ml@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago
[–] masquenox@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Fuck... she better pray he's not a restless sleeper.