this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What about those people who can hold their breath for longer than two minutes?

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They're playing at half speed

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

This has to be the right answer

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We should all help them upgrade!

[–] Astudillo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Zombies, dâh!

[–] eochaid@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Except, if you refuse to breathe, you won't die, you'll just pass out and start breathing again...which kinda kills the tension implied by the meme.

[–] nevial@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It never mentions breathing voluntary/consciously, though. It is technically correct

[–] teejay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Technically correct is the best ki... Wait where am I?

[–] moipe@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you only took 1 breath every 2 minutes you would be what they call in France "le dead."

[–] devdad@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

It doesn’t say you only breathe once every two minutes, though.

You just reset the timer more frequently than once every two minutes. It doesn’t change the fact you only have two minutes from each breath.

[–] Deadful@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can hold my breath for 4 minutes. Does that mean I'm technically living more life than the rest of you?

[–] nyoooom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Might have a longer life expectancy.

But like for real, that probably means your body gets better oxygenation which would make you a bit healthier, on average.

[–] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With the essence of chlorine gas its again 2 minutes time without the reset part💀

[–] silverwing@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Or carbon monoxide

[–] Indiana_Jones@artemis.camp 3 points 2 years ago

About to die? Breathing is the solution.