this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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[–] angelmountain@feddit.nl 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You gotta push the perineum after the piss. Push out the last piss. Right behind the balls. Push it. Trust me.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i see people saying this on the internet sometimes and ive given it a fair shot and i gotta be honest, it simply does not work at all. accomplishes nothing. feels mildly uncomfortable and doesn't get any extra piss.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah it's weird. No matter what I do, no matter how long I wait, there's always still some piss left in there.

The only thing that works for me is to sit down, stand up again, and then the you can get the last droplets out. I think male anatomy is just like that tbh.

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago

it's a timeless frustration.

No matter how I shake and dance, the last two drops go in my pants

is older than pants

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

clear your cannon, fellas

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What if we had pee proof underwear, but just for the fellas?

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Step one on the road to stillsuits

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Also stoolsuits

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Oh hell yeah. Like those work shirts that have a water repellant added to them but for your undies?

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

or what if there was something like a tiny tampon that you could

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huge turn-off. I recommend getting The Surgery so it's no longer an issue.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Penis lengthening, so it drips on your sock instead?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

no, a giant metal rod down the urethra is the only solution that is acceptable

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

Well that would make a vas deferens.

[–] TBooneChickens@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

the first sound plan I've seen on here

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I'm not a lady but I know ladies think piss stains are a TURN ON!!

Be proud of your piss!

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

you gotta give

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

You accidentally missed badposting, it's okay I forgive you

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Me cuz I ruined my bladder with ketamine as a teen

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How are dudes going from peeing to being half naked in front of a lady in such a short period of time that the pee is not dry?

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Can't be fuckin, with a full bladder.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nickel sized? Unacceptable. Get it down to smaller than a dime and we'll talk about reinstating your bladder privileges

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Oh right, Post Micurial Dribble.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

flex your dick once to push the pee out afterwards, you are welcome.