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[–] zAkk@lemmy.world 113 points 2 years ago (3 children)

We are in a climate emergency that must be drastically dealt with immediately.

[–] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I might even go so far as plant a few policies in their heads. "We are in a climate emergency, and we should address it immediately with policies such as carbon tax-and-dividend, ending subsidies for harmful industries such as fossil fuels and industrial agriculture, investing in both established and promising renewable energy sources such as solar and wind and tidal and geothermal, reducing our dependence on cars with more electrified public transport and denser urban design, and encouraging better urban land use patterns with land value taxes." One sentence = one thought, right?

Knowing humans, if we didn't use this magical power to guide them to good solutions, a good number of us would conclude, "That's it, we need to nuke China and India to save the Earth!"

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I'm not sure that just putting the message in their heads would make them actually do it. I feel like the (American) right wing party would just start campaigning with "The commie liberals are using Jewish space lasers to plant their eco hoax in our brains! We must vote the out before they use it to turn your children trans!!!!"

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

This is my choice as well.

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[–] calabast@lemm.ee 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd go with "Hey, it's God. I actually AM real, but I'm heading out. You guys are on your own from now on, no more afterlife or anything. So be good to each other! Alright, I'm out. (oh, and just some advice? you might want to get ahead of this climate change thing)"

[–] Stuka@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sounds like a recipe to stir up religious backlash on insert group here for driving god away

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[–] MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"MothBookkeeper is the dictator of the world, and I completely trust his decisions."

Nevermind the logistics of that; power lives where people believe it does.

Then I could make multiple beneficial changes, such as:

  • Heavily taxing the rich
  • Enacting drastic climate policy
  • Banning paper stickers that rip as you try to take them off
  • Sending Mitch McConnell on a rocket into the sun
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Considering our names start similar and that you going to do something about stickers that rip off, I give you my support

[–] ProperlyProperTea@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

I also choose this man's Moth

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[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Honk honk it’s the goose

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can you imagine the amazing headlines.

"City Agrees Spirit Spoke To Them; Was A Goose"

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[–] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Global Γ§onfusion is imminent.

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The circumstances might 'prove' to a lot of people that there is

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[–] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Everyone! I am Son Goku and I need your energy to defeat Majin Buu!

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 10 points 2 years ago

Lol as a kid me and my sister raised our hands to the ceiling to give goku our chi in solidarity, while watching tv.

I'm pretty sure if I hear this in my head, today, as an adult, I'd do it again. No questions asked

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 10 points 2 years ago

ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The irresistible urge to consume at least one billionaire. They would think that if they don’t eat a billionaire they would die. Hilarity would ensue.

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[–] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The Earth is dying and it can live on without us once we are dead.

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[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"On the count of 3, jump!"

I'm just curious to see what would happen.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago

It's a good idea to have government programs to take care of citizens without requiring any strings to get help.

[–] megsmagik@feddit.it 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s not a thought but I would put empathy

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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The experience of being the victim of real violence. It's pretty clear most people don't really get it. And it's weirdly common for people to have romantic ideas about fighting, revenge, punishment, war, and even torture. I think it would be eye opening.

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[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 years ago

β€œAll you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.”

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That Pale Blue Dot speech by Carl Sagan.

[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago

Seize the means of production

[–] Transcendant@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago
[–] WastedJobe@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

"Dammit I just lost The Game"

[–] djsaskdja@endlesstalk.org 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] artic@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Reject your humanity become a catgirl nyaaa

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We have to stop killing the ecosystem and each other immediately!

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[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Protect those weaker than you.

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Be friendly to someone today.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The signal your brain gets when you really have to take a shit, right now, or there will be dire consequences.

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[–] hackris@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Start caring about your privacy, governments and corporations are spying on you

[–] utopianfiat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Corporations are spying on you and governments are using your tax money to buy the information from them

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"Send Squirrel money." (With details, of course. Can't have them giving money to some random squirrel.)

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[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"hmm, I should try LSD."

[–] Rottcodd@lemmy.ninja 6 points 2 years ago

Any argument for your freedom is an argument for everyone's freedom.

[–] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Whatcha out! He is behind you.

Billions of people turning back at the same time....

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pinky was the real star of pinky and the brain

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I am Lord Vishnu. I am your God

Just to see what happens.

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