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[–] annoyed_onion@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Just put everything into tables. That's how we did it when I were a lad

[–] Limitless_screaming@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago

OG grid layout

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Works for Word aswel (just make em invisible)

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Also works for Lua.

I used to enjoy building webpages with Notepad.

[–] mifan@feddit.dk 2 points 2 years ago

Frames… Lots of frames.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
                    Awesome
 
  It's a really good skill to learn.           But Make sure you get a good work flow.  
      You don't want to be one of those that can't center a div
[–] Vishram1123@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)
position: fixed;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
display: grid;
place-items: center;
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pah too many words just use tabs 🤣

[–] dot20@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 22 points 2 years ago

W3C: nah those mfs have it way too easy, deprecates it

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Who are you calling a div?

[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Don't flex too hard

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Here is your trophy:

[–] Little8Lost@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

without looking at the community i already saw from the top text that it has to be an css joke

[–] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

This is the real struggle

[–] roon@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Learning tailwind for the first the be like

[–] salient_one@lemmy.villa-straylight.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I sometimes think to grok CSS you have to have a printing degree.