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Doubt hangs over the billionaires' fight plans, but Musk suggests he is open to a bout on Monday.

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[–] stopthatgirl7@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We live in the stupidest possible timeline.

[–] somas@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

@stopthatgirl7

@mike591

Any timeline with dozens of multibillionaires is going to be as stupid.

[–] jon@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there a way that this fight can end with them both losing?

[–] paper_clip@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Modified Thunderdome rules: two go in, none come out

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[–] worfamerryman@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t think musk really stands a chance as he appears pretty out of shape and Zuckerberg regularly trains in different forms of martial arts.

Im pretty sure Elo would just get stomped.

[–] Ganondorf@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Zuck isn't even 40 years old and is fairly active with surfing and martial arts, as far as we know. Musk is over 50 and held together by plastic surgery and lies. They are both sociopathic tools but Zuck would clearly beat the shit out of Musk.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

To steal something I saw elsewhere online: Elon Musk is only making me hate him more. Not because he's making excuses but because it's making me like Zuck.

[–] Madison_rogue@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

I wish they’d just get a room already.

[–] Schedar@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Obviously they aren’t serious.. why is this still generating headlines?