this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.

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When daddy is the chef de cuisine and some random shit in your fridge is expired but smells ok.

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[–] Glimpythegoblin@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Learn to cook dude. It's worth it

Some days be like this.

You got a bunch of half ingredients, and you're too tired to go to the store to flesh out their dinner plate.

I def fed my kids a dinner of hot dogs, slices of bologna, bread ends, leftover macaroni and like 9 grapes.

[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You might not see it, but there's a little celery salt sprinkled on the hot dogs. Elevated!

[–] Glimpythegoblin@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry dude. Bad mood yesterday and I don't have kids but I definitely understand a lazy meal.