this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] gifferqqq@artemis.camp 37 points 2 years ago

They really missed an opportunity to put a toaster on the counter. It would be so convenient to have fresh toast for you and your friends when having a bath.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Evening itinerary:

17:45 - Relaxing bath with those fish that nibble dead skin 18:15 - Fresh sushi

[–] livus@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

Previous owner was a mermaid.

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

This is how you have the wife for dinner. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no MORE.

[–] porkins@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I see it as a hot tub with a bar top. Kinda cool for hanging out.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it's got kind of a grotto vibe 😙👌

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

"Young man, I want you out of that bed and in the tub eating your corn flakes in five minutes or else, mister!"

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

time for that succulent chinese meal.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This time, everyone can have their hands on the penis

[–] Satiric_Weasel@beehaw.org 8 points 2 years ago

Some wild parties were had here.

[–] ashleymartinez@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago
[–] DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

Uh, yes please

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I've seen one of these before... But it was at a strip club in Huston

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Seems pretty sweet to me actually, depending on how you actually get in

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Bathfast or breakbath. Either would do.

[–] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I MUST know if you have to climb over the table to get in and out, or if there's a way in on the other side of that wall that I'm not seeing. I hope it's the first one.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Definately a sex thing. There's even stealth Kleenex in the corner for when you are out of socks!

[–] Jaywarbs@artemis.camp -3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Nah, in the 1990's many of the more expensive new model and custom homes being built had these silly attempts at signalling wealth. This one is a bit over the top but that was kinda the point. The less expensive homes would have "wet bars", as if every family household needs a mini bar in the living room.

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 3 points 2 years ago

Except there's sources in the other comments that show it's not. You're just full of crap