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[–] WhoRoger@lemmy.world 93 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

Why do the anons always have crazy shrieking girlfriends that call them a removed?

... Actually, never mind.

Edit: oh great, censorship. That "removed" wasn't what I wrote.

[–] Chriszz@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Testing: removed

Yep this isn’t a joke they actually censor it on lemmy.world

[–] Magrath@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Testing: faggot

Lemmy.ca doesn't seem to censor it it seems.

[–] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 years ago

It's because it could sense your intention to use it to mean a bundle of sticks or metal rods.

[–] WhoRoger@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But as I'm reading it on lemmy.world, it's censored.

[–] Dreyns@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Excuse me what ? I'm a fool and this is a joke ?

removed.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Marxine@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

What did you type? I only see *******

[–] Dreyns@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

WTF WHERE DOES THIS CENSORING COMES FROM ?!

[–] yimby@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's the instance owner. Another reason to use instances other than world and ml.

Lemmy devs: Just as planned.

[–] Dreyns@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Well I wanted to have another alt this is going to quicken things !

[–] AbsolutelyNotABot@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

I know I'll feel stupid for it but...

Is removed really removed ?

[–] filgas08@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

wait really?

fuck

[–] DuckGuy@lemmy.blue 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Your instance (lemmy.world) enabled a word filter. That's what's going on.

Edit: unless that's Lemmy.ml since we're in a Lemmy.ml community? I dunno.

[–] Landmammals@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I think it censored bitch

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

I was in a relationship one time where someone started treating me like that. Sooo…. I broke up with her. I can’t imagine actually staying together with someone who behaved like that. I assume this story is made up, like everything from 4chN.

[–] danikpapas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

removed? Just checking if that's it

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Normalize serving food on crazy plates.

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

to me, crazy plates are just normal plates

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 6 points 2 years ago

And that's how it should be.

[–] peyotecosmico@programming.dev 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anon made the right choice, those plates will last more than the relationship

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

A paper plate might last longer than the relationship.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 23 points 2 years ago

Goddamnit man… these plates make me happy, they’re frigging awesome.

But! If you ever get in this versy situation, find transferware plates. They are classy, adult and still sport gorgeous pictures.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 19 points 2 years ago
  1. The gf is an abusive asshole
  2. Holy shit those plates are cute af. Check out the cow and the zebra.

Kinda want em now.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

Bee Stripes Animals 5pcs Baby Bowls Kids Dinnerware Set Bamboo Fiber Cartoon Food Plate Bowl Cup Spoon Fork Set Tableware,Baby Led Weaning Supplies, Feeding Set,Christmas Gift,Bpa Free https://a.co/d/97PPXXu

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

"Don't BEE mad, HONEY. I think these plates have a unique BUZZ!"

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder if there are heat sensitive plates so they look normal but some really goofy pic comes up as you put food on it

[–] Ondergetekende@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But then the food is in the way, so how would you know?

/s

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Heat sensitive food that gets more transparent as it gets hotter

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 5 points 2 years ago
[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

To the joker, that's just a normal plate

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean as long as the plates are big enough

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Orr.... Small enough and then it helps with portion control?

[–] gk99@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Small plates don't help with portion control, they help people learn to balance food on top of other food.

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, Lemmy instances can censor words like faggot? That's hilarious if true.

[–] nooneescapesthelaw@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yep your instance can censor what you see, so im on lemmy.ml and what i see is:

Wait, Lemmy instances can censor words like removed? That's hilarious if true.

But if i view it from the browser (directly instead of through lemmy.ml) it gets censored.

Meaning that your instance could potentially make it seem like somenody is saying something else, since they effectively edited your comment

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's even weirder, as some comments here have the "removed" for me and some "faggot" so I assumed it's just a prank. Scary that an instance can interfere with my own words that way. Deleting a whole comment is one thing, but twisting the words is a whole new level.

[–] EremesZorn@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That guy should've just bought Mikasa.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Microwavable?

[–] slacks9579@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We not doing the fake gay thing here?

[–] ProperlyProperTea@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fake: Anon has a girlfriend Gay: Anon gets called a gay slur