Baby, you got somethin' on your nose π©
Sniffin' that cakeπ, did you feel the hole?
this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2024
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The Witchers in the morning
It just takes some time.
Elephant!
A little bit of after rhyme
Elephant! Elephant!
It will be alright.
Elephant. Elephant. Even if it lasts all night.
Alright!
We mishear what we want the lyrics to be deep inside...... Can't hate yourself right π
"I want something U-Proooof"
I kept singing that as "I want something youtube" until people got sick and tired enough of it to stop me. The original lyrics make no sense.
"The only man who could ever breach me..."
Was the son of a breacher man.
Clearly it ran in the family.
Should I give up?
Or should I just keep chasin' penguins?
Chase the penguins. Cease the day. That's what I say, because I'm the coked up personality.
Thirty thieves and the thunder chief
Re-vent a grate! Aka we fade to grey
Lonely Starbucks lovers for the win.
HUEVOS CON ACEITE
HUEVOS, CON ACEITE
HUEVOS CON ACEITE
Y LIMOOOOOOONNNN
My man has got no money, he's got his trombelese.
Cheese Nacho Baby
Help me ~~bowl of rice~~ Polarize
Elden Ring OST, Godskin Apostles
SHARIF DON'T LIKE IT
ROCK THE CAT BOX
2+2 turbocharge.
GTO more power than God.
You're a dream machine.
You're a dream machine.
I've always heard "I wanna be sedated" as "I gotta pee so bad"