Well isn't that horrifying...
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Makes my skin crawl even thinking of having problems in a submersible.
I do hope everything is ok.
Same
The second one must have hit an iceberg!
Rumor has it, the band is still playing
They are also playing Nearer, My God, to thee
Unfortunately, they have only kazoos due to space constraints. Frankly not what you want to hear in what might be your final moments.
I initially thought this post was about a reddit sub going missing, and I was very confused about why anyone would pay to be part of it, or why there would be a search.
I feel like a terrible human. I thought exactly the same, and had already scrolled on past. My short-term memory loop made me scroll back up a couple seconds later.
"You guys are taking this stuff way too seriously."
"Whaleberg, right ahead!"
In all seriousness, I hope everyone makes it out (up?) okay.
I’ll take “Most Terrifying Ways to Die” for $1000, Ken