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[–] moipe@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They have the same face and the jacket wearing one has an extra leg coming out of his ass. Darkest timeline indeed.

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

So you would say it's accurate.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would certainly be a win for humanity if those two fucks were to bugger off from Earth.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Their influence would wane only by the delay it takes light to reach the Earth.

We'd have overlord free holidays when the sun is between Earth and Mars.

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] animelivesmatter@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

it's a tail, he took the catgirl serum

[–] TCBloo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not a third leg. It's a third leg.

[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

My leg! My leg! I can't feel my third leg!

[–] DudePluto@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Is that a giant turd coming out?

[–] notst@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Third pant leg for his tail.

[–] whataboutshutup@discuss.online 7 points 2 years ago

A cat tail buttplug.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

No, musk isn't coming out.

[–] regular_human@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"computer, pull up an image of musk shidding out his doodoo ass"

[–] mindbleach@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The AI couldn't decide who tops, so both figures are Elmo and Zuck simultaneously. Like they got Brundlefucked.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

This is their family, and their children committed incest.

[–] KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Elon would be the one that carries the baby

[–] poldergeest@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He can't deliver, his third leg would be in the way.

[–] SignorPao@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Whatever, just don't let Elon choose the name of the baby, please

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

delete this post this instant

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

What a lovely scene

[–] mindbleach@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

So why is Harland Williams watching Chris Evans do pottery?