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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 278 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why is Porn a censored word but Angular is OK?

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 124 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least name it well. What's tw supposed to mean?

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's trigger warning for the self harm risk involved in reading angular.

[–] Strykker@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't get all the angular hate, other than just hating js in general Ive enjoyed using angular on projects I built with it

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Young people are hilariously messed-up. It’s like my generation decided we were finally going to challenge all the old taboos, and then the next generation demolished all the old gender assumptions, except now we have to be super judgmental about what everyone else is into.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I also thought you weren’t supposed to kink shame?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

Do you mean JS is your kink? Well, everyone has eir quirks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 6 points 10 months ago

What part of the younger generations are being judgmental about what people are into in their private lives? As long as it isn't hurting anyone (without enthusiastic and sapient consent), I don't see an issue.

[–] fx3@beehaw.org 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you implying that you masturbate to Angular files?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Oh, I'm guessing you're one of the Vue degenerates, right?

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 207 points 10 months ago (4 children)

This was hilarious but man, is it loathsome that the Internet now censors the words porn and piss simply because China needs to reach every young American with their bullshit malware.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Wait. What does China have to do with this? Is saying porn and piss illegal in china?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 101 points 10 months ago (2 children)

TikTok does this censoring

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Instagram too, hardly a Chinese problem

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I had never seen that prior to TikTok doing it

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

TikTok may have been the first to do it, but now the genie is out of the bottle

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

imho Chinese platforms censor their words too much. you might not have seen it, but the users self censor words like death, suicide, sex, and stuff like that.

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Annoyingly self reported chinease users I used to talk to would go dark after mention a certain square, tanks, and massacre. Since the push for misinformation instead of censorship its been less common but it also just seems like there are less people from China in my internet social circles now too. :/

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And somehow the youth loves it anyway.

What happened to rebellion, kids? And you even have shit to be mad about now.

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[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

China has to do with malware. However you want to define it. NSA has plugs everywhere, so does China.

Censoring has to do with reach and realities of parasite media. Targeting young demo keeps platforms first growing then afloat(see kik still being around shoveling "teenager demo" while being a csm hell hole).

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[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 115 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Censored subtitles must be the most stupid thing that exists.

[–] Zidane@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

My poor virgin eyes can only handle so many naughty words

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 57 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Unfortunately still doesn't explain what to do when you're covered in piss 😔

[–] towerful@programming.dev 16 points 10 months ago

Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At that point you either take a shower or start licking

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

If I had the $100 to spare I'd totally take you up on that

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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What's the difference between man on man and fullstack tho?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You get more than $600 for fullstack?

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[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 28 points 10 months ago

With man-on-man you're at least consenting to get fucked and they generally use lube.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends. Man on man is generic.

Full stack is… you know. fullnstack

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How big does a stack of man on man have to be in order to be considered fullstack?

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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 25 points 10 months ago

Atleast his switches are well lubricated.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Man, thats bullshit. Any real dev wpuld know that react is the best framework

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's not what the question asked tho

Angular is definitely better for dealing with piss on your keyboard since the extra angle should help the piss roll off

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[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

React is only the most common not the best. Vue is superior

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)

Years and years of trying to find a better web framework when php exists

"Oh just use axios and await async the promise to make http calls"

Statements dreamed up by the absolutely deranged

Just use php and curl

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[–] DrWorm@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well technically React isn't a framework it's just a UI library like jQuery. Nextjs would be the framework version of React. 🤓

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

a UI library like jQuery

Um.. what?

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure he meant to say UI. But he's right that it's a library not a framework.

[–] Zangoose@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

"React is a library" developers when a UI library they need doesn't have a separate React extension

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Found "that guy"!

(Even though you're technically correct...)

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