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Cornetto

Some random middle-aisle yarn and a load of knock-off Percy Pigs, please!

The contents of the till, please

I'll take a pack of the knock off biscoff ice creams while your there.

One pinto bean please

One of those Alska ciders would be lovely in this weather

Grab some of those honey and pepperoni pizzas in the freezer section. Thank me later

Need some more milk, cheers

I'll have a lucky dip from the aisle of treasure please

Aldi knock off white monster think its dark thunder, White one only, sugar free you see for me diabeetis

I need some ice tea and some cookies

Cornetto

Cornetto

How long you gonna be with my wine!? I'm gaggin' here.

A welding mask and a 12 foot swimming pool, please.

Grab me some cheese twists if it's got a bakery.

No thanks, I’m good. I already have nose hair clippers, 5Kg weights and an electric hammer.

Does ALDI have Choco & Biscuit in the UK?

And maybe more importantly: Do you mind taking a couple trains to deliver to the Netherlands?

Own brand caramel wafers please. You genuinely can't tell the difference from.yhe Tunnock's ones, which they craftily shelve next to their own ones.

Do they still do those dank japalpeno pretzel bites? Like 3 bags of those

...and a nailgun

Grab one of them frozen pizzas for me, mate!

Cheers!

I mean... Are you still there?
If so - one of those huge lasagnas would be awesome. Cheers.

Couple of croissants and a pint of milk, if you'd be so kind!