this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
84 points (89.6% liked)

Stolen from Facebook

747 readers
1 users here now

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 18 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother...

[–] frankyboi@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

this is exactly what I thought too!

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Aren’t those the lyrics to that song “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks?

[–] techt@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

He could at least be sitting in a truck, that's kind of the bare minimum I'd expect from a Trucker DudeGuy account

[–] RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Definitely the type of bio you write while high and you don't have the sense of mind to consider that other people have also had these feelings and maybe you're not quite so special in the way you think you are.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The secret ingredient is solipsism.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I had to hit Wikipedia for that one. Brain hurts now.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Who cares? You don't exist anyway.

(That's the joke)

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

MAGAdeth Brooks?

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Trucker Mike seems to be in a sedan.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Another tragic case of Main Character Syndrome.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I thought that was Vanilla Ice.

[–] LittleTarsier@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Is that Jack Garbarino, the man who lost 100 pounds just by moving boxes?

[–] doofy77@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago
[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Is that the guy from Nathan for you?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Y'all don't even give him credit for how long it took him to collect all of those pubes to then carefully glue them to his paper-thin chin. Poor li'l tweak baby. Never had a chance or an original thought in this life. 🤣

[–] Lamps@lemm.ee -2 points 11 months ago

He looks like the type of guy who knows Steve Jobs and hangs out with Jungle Children

[–] John_McMurray@lemmy.ca -3 points 11 months ago

I've seen that dudes picture before, but it usually doesn't have a MAGA hat that never existed on, usually Red Sox.