TexasDrunk

I'm an independent consultant who works from home 99% of the time. My boss keeps sexually harassing me.

When the fuck are they planning on getting to that destination?

It's a reverse funnel system.

Says you. I call it a great way to kickstart Tuesday.

I've got most of them memorized but still have a cooking temp chart on a fridge magnet. There it is, at a glance.

If you're not shitting then you need to see a doctor, friend.

Otherwise, if it's not your jam there's nothing wrong with sitting it out. In fact I don't recommend drinking as heavily as I have or take as many fun drugs as I used to (I can still do them but I choose to heavily limit myself) because there are long term consequences.

For me it's the knees. I can still shit and bang and drink and do all the same fun drugs I did at 25. But I miss my cartilage.

I wear boots and hold a bottle of whisky. I don't know why they wouldn't include that on the list.

I love that one. My boy always sings the end as "I owe Anna shave".

I have a buddy who has been singing 90% vowels for Pearl Jam for years. He's covered them, he does karaoke, and sings in the car. It's just aeiouy make me cry.

I think he started covering them that way back in high school in the 90s.

He talked shit to me so I decided to bitch slap him. Maidenless indeed!

Then he proceeded to give me a masterclass in getting my ass whooped. Repeatedly. Until I started a new fucking game because I couldn't leave without him following me and beating the hell out of me.

I've lost hearing for stupider reasons. Spite seems downright reasonable to me.