F5. Unhinged chaos. F9. Whistling.
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He talked shit to me so I decided to bitch slap him. Maidenless indeed!
Then he proceeded to give me a masterclass in getting my ass whooped. Repeatedly. Until I started a new fucking game because I couldn't leave without him following me and beating the hell out of me.
But this guy...
Is this J.D.Vances latest incarnation?
Did he even say "thank you"?
The main reason I don't want the Oblivion remake
I walked out of that door, saw that smug face, and then he called me maidenless? Yeah, he was first against the wall.
Poor fella was always trying to help the poor tarnished. They never would have gotten to the throne if he hadn't so kindly pointed them towards the giant castle looming overhead.
I'm fairly convinced Varre is the one who killed our absent maiden.
Slander! No one who talked so gently and called me lambkin would ever do such a thing! Especially not by conspiring with a fair bodyless maiden, as some so imply.
Just mess them up and reload. It's fine.
Phew, I'm glad this just applies to in-game npcs
On my first playthrough he gives of the vibe. This guy is going to backstab me so I killed him right after talking to him. Later on I learned this guy does backstab me who knew.
Maturity is invading the First Step and getting the host to aggro Varre trying to hit you. Bonus points if you can get them to aggro Kale.
Unless it's Nazeem. Every rule has exceptions.
I find it funnier to stealthily cast fury on him.
I once made it a goal to do the entire dark brotherhood line doing that, it was amazing, especially the wedding
Fuck, that's brilliant! Damn you for tempting me into yet another round of Skyrim.
Illusion is hilariously overpowered and underrated in that game (once its leveled up higher). I rushed max pickpocketing, then pickpocketed back the money from the illusion trainer at the college.
Theres also invisibility and dagger fighting; holding invis without releasing it makes it trigger after you swing
Theres also invisibility and dagger fighting; holding invis without releasing it makes it trigger after you swing
Meanwhile, in Morrowind you can just enchant a dagger to cast invisibility on strike all by itself. (Not sure if that's still possible in the newer games or not.)
Since I'm still in the midst of an Oblivion Remastered run, do you have any equally broken and/or diabolic suggestions for that one?
Never played it, sorry! Burnt myself out playing bethesda games and their general jankiness over the years
Maturity is following their quest to the end, so you can kill them after they've learned that they are a failure who's left to die by their lord.
#allmyhomieshatevarre
Talk shit get hit (with a fireball).
Real world me is very nice. I go out of my way to help strangers all the time and only resort to violence as a last resort.
Video game me is Satan on wheels. I'll kill a mf just for looking at me wrong.
My mortality in video games waivers all the way from stopping at traffic lights to modding in God Mode to going HAM on every NPC within firing distance. It all depends on how my day has been.