brown567

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

A few days ago, I had a thought and confirmed that the part of the soundtrack that plays there is titled "The Part Where He Kills You" =)

https://youtu.be/0qymsqTyOTQ

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'm torn between my dislike for NK and my love for boats 😖

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Everything in my house is breaking 🙃

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Ducks get a free pass on morality, it's kinda messed up

Geese too

Hamsters on the other hand... Anything they do is worthy of damnation, no matter how benign

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

It's computer 😎

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If his glutes were fused it'd make walking difficult

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Looks like winning to me?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Also, as far as the "King Veto" part:

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

When they find out about your depression diagnosis and suddenly jokes about long walks down short piers are off the table =(

 

Not sure if YouTube links are allowed, but this had me hollering XD

 

Genuine question, I'm not sure whether it's a trans-only thing or not

If we can, mine are somewhere between Raul Julia's portrayal of Gomez Addams and the dad from Bluey

 

Went to renew my driver's license today only to learn that I had a mental health hold put on me

Now I have to jump through a bunch of hoops to maybe be able to drive again in several weeks

So much for de-stigmatization, that'll teach me not to tell people about my problems

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

I can't explain it, but they just have a certain chien ne sais quoi

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
 

LMNOP

 

Learning about dielectric waveguides in my EM propagation class, we got to the GH effect and I had to make this =)

 

I think you mean Matrimony and Cheese!

 

(Mods, if it's not okay to repost, I'll happily delete it)

 

I would much prefer this piece of shit die in obscurity, thanks

 
 
 

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