One of my kids, out of nowhere:
"So I just go to school, work work work, then I'm an adult, work work work, for my whole life?"
Yup. Sorry kiddo.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Plot twist. You were a duck, but now you're in "duck hell".
A duck wouldn't go to hell though.
I would beg to differ (sorry for the formatting. On mobile)
Forced Copulation
The most striking example of aggressive behavior in mallards occurs later in summer as unpaired males will try to force copulation with females.
These encounters can result in some very loud and intense exchanges of vocalizations and distressed activity from the female and her partner.
Ducks get a free pass on morality, it's kinda messed up
Geese too
Hamsters on the other hand... Anything they do is worthy of damnation, no matter how benign
Hard reset and try again?
I wonder about becoming a hermit sometimes. Then, I think about all the other people who are probably crowding the woods with their hermit turf wars.
I imagine after a while the government that owns most of the uninhabited wilderness would track you down with satellites and drones and evict you too
Has she not heard of the corkscrew thing?
Don't go searching for those images! They're fowl.
Quite unpheasant