chemical_cutthroat

Now this I can study to!

The most unrealistic thing is that the huskies were carted away instead of bounding down the block trying to eat all the fire.

If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

Nope. If they do enough to warrant me clicking their profile to see more about them, I'm usually 90% of the way to a block anyway.

Wouldn't this stress the hamster?

I mean, you aren't wrong, but the amount of people that associate dodge and parry with Soulslike games is bound to be much higher than those that associate it with Mario RPG and it's kin. I've played games in each of the series, and I hadn't even made the comparision to Mario RPG in my head, despite it being one of my favorite games.

Baker's gross took me longer than I care to admit.

Nah, he was an idiot when I was 14, 21, 28, 35, and 42. He'll probably be an idiot until he dies. Can't hold a job, can't stop drinking, and can't help but vote red down the line every 4 years. The world will be better when he's shuffled loose this mortal coil.

Because it's never both. I could count on one hand the times I seen people on lemmy call Trump a genocide supporting megalomaniac and I'd still have enough fingers to count to 5.

I work in a pizza shop. I get door dash orders with "Severe Allergy: Garlic" on them more than you'd think. People are fucking stupid.

I walked out of that door, saw that smug face, and then he called me maidenless? Yeah, he was first against the wall.