this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] VioletTeacup@feddit.uk 105 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I feel like whoever buys this should turn the garden into a satanic shrine, just to balance things out.

[–] CaptObvious@literature.cafe 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, it’s already a pretty good Pagan nature temple.

[–] VioletTeacup@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is true! It just needs a sacred tree and a few triskellions to complete the look.

[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

And loads and loads of wild flowers and "weeds" like dandelions.

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[–] xePBMg9@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 years ago

Paint it, have it appraised for many moneys, hang it there and watch the neighbour somehow ruin it. Claim damages for many money.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 70 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Excellent place for a gay bar.

[–] SirSpud@aussie.zone 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Seems fitting, Jesus loved saying "Ah... Men"

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago

The garden might be in Ireland, so it could be Eamonn.

[–] FatLegTed@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

Is it raining?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am not well versed in religion but wasn't it their god that said not to idolize him ?

[–] AK77@feddit.uk 41 points 2 years ago

It’s fine, they’re mostly idolising his mum.

[–] alokir@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

If I recall correctly the bible said not to worship the idols themselves or other gods through idols.

The way many orthodox christians interpret this is that it's ok to have religious symbols or icons as long as you use them as tools of worship and not worship them.

[–] CaptObvious@literature.cafe 9 points 2 years ago

He actually told them not to worship “false” idols. Idols of his family are fine.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Having a ton of crucifixes up on a wall gets a lot funnier if you see them as hunting trophies.

[–] phi1997@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Each one claimed by slaying a goosafix

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Turns out Jesus has come back hundreds of times, so why don’t we ever see him?

One word: Ethel.

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[–] user_already_exists@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

Jesus Christ 😶

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Crazy lives there. It pretends to not be crazy by saying “God” all the time.

[–] 15liam20@feddit.uk 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would be an awful lot creepier if they were pictures of you.

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[–] squiblet@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

to me, this is a dichotomy of spiritual symbolism and worship of nature. I prefer the one on the right, personally.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

Needs more wicker man.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Typical polish allotment garden be like

[–] Kittybeer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd imagine them being the judgiest neighbors ever. "Dont have sex too loud, the neighbors might hear us."

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[–] MuffinHeeler@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

I think it's all the blue, but it made me think of My Big Fat Greek wedding.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Neighbors coming over.. "have you found Jesus?"

"No, but we're still looking"

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

If this shrine was about anything else nobody would shame you for worrying about whoever owns it.

[–] smattering82@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I am more concerned about how long your grass is.

[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

That looks like a creepy cemetery.

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I suppose there is a certain sense of stick-to-itiveness to the décor

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Fill it with gnomes.

[–] waterbogan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'd imagine they may not be particularly noisy neighbours for the most part though. Could be far far worse, I'd much rather live next to this than have gang members for neighbours

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