this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
88 points (95.8% liked)

InsanePeopleFacebook

4198 readers
1 users here now

Screenshots of people being insane on Facebook. Please censor names/pics of end users in screenshots. Please follow the rules of lemmy.world

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 17 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

First you have to file a second form remercion using only Pantone 19-4033 ink. I have both the necessary pens and the form for sale on my website. Unfortunately we can only sell Without Chauncey (in the United Corporation of America Federal Reserve Notes) unless you have your form ID10-T already on file, using the proper pen, using the proper degree of tilt to your writing, and with a bloody thumbprint in our office. This is to limit sales only to those who are very serious about learning how to do things properly.

Reading this constitutes acceptance of contract. Please refer to the fee schedule in my profile. I expect all payments to be made in a timely manner or, owing to my time in the Navy, I will take you before an admiralty court with a gold fringed flag

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

At a glance it was hard to tell that you had the image of the color because it's close-ish to the background color of the Eternity app. I should have made it the exact same color but I couldn't be bothered to figure it out and just picked a nice blue that was just off from normal blue pens.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Wonderful work. 10/10 sovcitting.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, apparently I've been doing it wrong: I've been reading all this stuff sober. Apparently, I need to be Texas drunk to speak Sovcit?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You do things sober? That sounds just awful! I'm so sorry!

It's the worst.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, they are the ones trying to overstep the IRS...

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the sovcits can find one loophole that works, I hope it's with student loans.

[–] snailfact 6 points 1 year ago

oh it means sovereign citizens I thought I was just seeing people misspell soviets

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its like how for decades the bible was only reproduced in latin, to keep a kind of auspicious magic to the words to prevent the heathens from understanding.

These words have some kind of "magic" hold and if you just make sure to use red-ink on your 1099C, they'll give you the keys to the castle.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I love how "hocus pocus" is a corruption of "hoc est corpus", that is the "this is [my] body" said during the eucharist.

People knew the priest used those words to turn a piece of pastry into the body of God, so they have to be powerful enough to be used elsewhere, right?

[–] henfredemars 12 points 1 year ago

Made-up spell doesn’t work. WHAT IS THIS MAGIC??

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Drusenija@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They did ask for that to be fair.

[–] urandom@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While it’s not my primary language, I thought I had a pretty good command of English. I’ve no idea what some of those words even mean

[–] llii@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

I know the words, but not in this combination.