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Critical hit when it's your life partner (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 10 months ago by db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 86 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'll pause anyway! We're in this together.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 66 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I prefer to remember the time and rewind when I hear them flushing, so that there is no suspicious silence.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 10 months ago

Sneaky, I like it

[–] bowroat 10 points 10 months ago

I came here to say this, glad I'm not alone. I'll pretend to watch as they walk away, then rewind 10 minutes. I'm sure they hate it :)

[–] Veddit@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I then get them saying "oi, why did you rewind it!"

[–] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

“Didn’t want to hear your nasty farts!”

“Understandable!”

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This but with the remote from click and I just keep listening to them piss

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I thought this was a @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world comment at first 😄

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

"Oh no, I'm pausing it. If I have to watch it, so do you."

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This hurts when its your kids too. Like, you're trying to watch one of the coolest movies ever with them, and they're military crawling on their bellies around the corner to try and escape to their rooms.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Kids are a special case. You can't be forcing your interests on them. If they're in the mood, they'll stay. If not, another time.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 points 10 months ago

Nah. They need to learn that my love is conditional.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

you don't offer that to adults ?

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's a double edged blade, my friend.

You think they aren't interested in the film you like, but they might just have to be "noisy" and don't want an audience.

[–] mihnt@lemmy.ca 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Just dealt with a similar thing after telling some friends about Murder Drones. My kid got me into it and I love the hell out of it. I tell friends, they watched it, then told me "eh". :(

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Murder Drones... please tell me that's basically flying robot wars.

[–] mihnt@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mImFz8mkaHo&list=PLHovnlOusNLiJz3sm0d5i2Evwa2LDLdrg

Yes, in a way. It's an eldritch horror comedy. Plenty of weird murdery stuff in it. (That's the whole show there in the link.)

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

Sign me up for flying battle bots

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

i have friends who tried to make me watch it but I hated it so so much I was unfortunately in the position of the person saying "don't pause it". I think it's absolutely terrible

[–] w2tpmf@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

I'm not pausing it for you. I'm pausing it for me, so I don't miss anything while you are shuffling around the room disturbing my focus.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago

i just don't want to interrupt your experience 😭