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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago (3 children)

hopefully retires before boss finds out about pdf docs and email

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

Naw. there's enough judges that require physical documents to keep the pupper in business.

I'm more concerned about the weight of the documents. Whoever called them "legal briefs" was either employing S-Class irony or was straight up a sadist.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Oh, not in legal. It's gotta be physical. Fax is used heavily, bike couriers and mail too.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure that hard copies of documents aren’t going anywhere in the legal system; at least not with the dog carrying them for milk bones. 🤣

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lawyer, eh? That couch says otherwise.

[–] Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I could make a Cast of replies about that Couch, and none of them would include JD. 😁

[–] anarchist@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"My lord, the dog ate my evidence!"

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 7 points 9 months ago

That is adorable. A professional working dog getting paid.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I wish we had the Dogs with Jobs community here on Lemmy!

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Does this mean that the pet care and food are business expense? Seems like smart lawyering to me.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She looks so much like my old dog. 😢 Beautiful.

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

What was their name? Any favorite stories you want to share?