the transman barbarian who happens to be staying at the same tavern: πΉππ
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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baby bursts out of your chest
The DM, creating an ex-lover character who presented as male but became pregnant and will be showing up shortly.
The old Reverse Madam Butterfly
Everyone here assuming OP gonna give birth. Watch the guilt when their lover dies in childbirth instead
How does this fulfill the bargain?
Well the soul is no longer in the dead baby presumably
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Four of my siblings have a gay dad!
When you try to outsmart the person who dictates the universal laws that control how the setting's gods operate you're just asking to have that attitude forcibly returned to you. Most likely in suppository form.
You better make a kid or you're gonna have failed to pay your bills.