this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
335 points (95.9% liked)

internet funeral

7896 readers
9 users here now

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤart of the internet

What is this place?

!hmmm@lemmy.world with text and titles

• post obscure and surreal art with text

• nothing memetic, nothing boring

• unique textural art images

• Post only images or gifs (except for meta posts)

Guidlines

• no video posts are allowed

• No memes. Not even surreal ones. Post your memes on !surrealmemes@sh.itjust.works instead

• If your submission can be posted to !hmmm@lemmy.world (I.e. no text images), It should be posted there instead

This is a curated magazine. Post anything and everything. It will either stay up or be lost into the void.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 17 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] CrunchyBoy@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Congrats you invented Rugby 2

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago

It's more like Roller Derby I think

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

With how little I know of football. I am sure someone is going to be offside and invalidate the entire plan.

But I like your thinking mate.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So long as they start in their own half they won't be offside

Tbh I'm not sure what rule/s this breaks, although I assume it must do

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean... outside of breaking the basic concept of sportsmanship, apparently there are rules about keeping the ball free?

Someone else commented the rules, and I suspect English isn't their first language, so I didn't pick up an absolute answer in my lazy browsing, but they came with receipts.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You just gotta get the other team up there in front of you.

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

"The enemy goal is down..."

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't do that for the same reason you can't hold the ball inside your jersey like you're pregnant with the ball

[–] optissima@possumpat.io 10 points 2 years ago

They send out a medical team to help you deliver the ball in this case too?

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Its just not cricket.

[–] young_broccoli@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago
[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 3 points 2 years ago

Real talk, would that be legal?

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I’m so out of the loop. This shit makes no sense to me.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You just broke soccer. I hope your fucking happy.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone did this once hundreds of years ago and the coach screams "Just knock them over! Grab them and throw them down! Tackle them!" and all at once American Football was born.

This is a bible story.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

And the Lord said "play the big trumpets before the game. And wear the tight pants I told you about"

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 6 points 2 years ago