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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Row 3, column 2: Also known as The Piper.

NSFW due to meme origin context.

[–] Dragontre@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure Linda's last one is from porn too

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Interesting. I would have thought 5,2 or 6,1.

[–] Master@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

5,2 but with Linda!

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a person entrenched in the lower income class, almost every couch I've ever sat on has been profoundly uncomfortable. Gimme that floor spot any time. Easier to cuddle with the dogs anyway.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I've done it many a time! I don't trust OP's couch credentials!

[–] Gabe@pawb.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I’m sitting on a sofa for longer times, like watching tv or playing a game, I am That’s better, but when I’m sitting on it just temporarily to talk to someone, I am Ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa.

[–] pgetsos@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

temporarily

Half an hour later....

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm mostly "Ian you prick move over" but supporting my body with my arm so my head is straight.
Sometimes I'm also "The Comfy Sidelean" or "Ian. Sit on the fucking sofa".

[–] genoxidedev1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Honestly, I feel the last one. I've done it often enough and it actually was pretty comfortable as far as I remember.

Though what I did was a more chill version of that with me just halfway laying on it instead of sitting there like I'm in trouble.

[–] plain_and_simply@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

This made me chuckle more than I expected haha

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Isn't the bottom half just how bi people sit?

[–] PRUSSIA_x86@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is sitting on an armrest a bi thing now?

[–] Asthmatic_Goose@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wait I just thought all my pets were bi

[–] Fish@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

Nah I don't see any examples of bisitting. This must be the chart for straight people

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

bottom half

What do you mean by this?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 years ago

The examples at the bottom of the image, you pervert.

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

My wife and I are all the ones on the right which is why we bought a truly enormous couch.